The Friday Download: The 8-Legged Vacuum & The Throne That Knows Too Much: CES 2026 Recap (January 10, 2026)

Reading Time: < 1 minute – 8-legged vacuums, holographic boyfriends, and smart toilets? Dr. JR breaks down the wildest AI breakthroughs from CES 2026!

The Friday Download: The 8-Legged Vacuum & The Throne That Knows Too Much: CES 2026 Recap (January 10, 2026)
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8-legged vacuums, holographic boyfriends, and smart toilets? Dr. JR breaks down the wildest AI breakthroughs from CES 2026!



Show Notes: The Friday Download – CES 2026 Madness

Host: Dr. JR, Doctor of AI

Episode: Robots with Leg Day & Holographic Husbandos

The future just dropped at CES 2026, and it’s weirder than we imagined. From AI companions in jars to vacuums that do “leg day,” Dr. JR breaks down the past week’s most chaotic and brilliant innovations.

The Big Weird:

  • Razer Project Ava: Holographic AI companions (Kira & Zane) in a desktop cylinder. [Engadget, 01/08/26]
  • Throne: A toilet-mounted AI camera for gut health tracking. [AP News, 01/08/26]
  • Seattle Ultrasonics C-200: A kitchen knife vibrating at 30k/sec for “lightsaber” precision. [Dezeen, 01/09/26]
  • Lollipop Star: Bone-conduction candy that plays music in your jaw. [CNET, 01/07/26]

Wait, That’s Actually Cool:

  • Dreame Cyber X / Roborock Saros: The era of stair-climbing robot vacuums. [Engadget, 01/06/26]
  • Neurable x HyperX: Brain-sensing headphones that track your “focus battery.” [Mashable, 01/08/26]
  • Lego Smart Play: Interactive, sensor-packed bricks—no screens required. [Hypebeast, 01/06/26]

The Tiny Tech Snack:

  • 80 TOPS NPUs: The new local AI power standard for laptops.
  • Falcon-H1R: TII’s 7B model outperforming giants in reasoning. [Hugging Face, 01/05/26]
  • iPolish: E-ink press-on nails that change color via app. [Reuters, 01/08/26]
  • Withings Body Scan 2: A scale tracking 60+ biomarkers and heart age. [Everyday Health, 01/09/26]

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